What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

How do I build rapport with anybody?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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